Mar 22 2015

Exit Dr Sillman, enter Dr Skytt

The unsuspecting Dr Skytt

The unsuspecting Dr Skytt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We recently experienced somewhat of a disturbance within our ranks, with Dr Sillman sadly announcing his retirement from active duty.
Here’s what’s what on the situation:

”It has been a difficult decision, but I’ve decided to step aside from my duties within the band. The reason for this is simply because of other commitments and wanting to focus on other stuff.

In other words, lack of time. The past 3 years has been nothing but great and I’d like to thank and wish the remaining surgeons nothing but the best for the future!

A big thanks also goes out to all the people, bands and promoters who has supported us in any way.

Dr Sillman”

We would like to take this opportunity to give kudos to Dr Sillman for enduring the past three years without too many complaints,  and doing a commendable job during his stint. While he must realise he’s now somewhat tainted for life, we still hope for a bright future/suture on his behalf.

But fear not – the morgue never closes. And as luck would have it, we managed to scour the earth for one more unsuspecting individual with dubious medical qualifications to take on the task at hand. With his bona fide resume, we saw it fit to welcome him to the operating theatre.

Please meet Dr Skytt, shredder of strings and gauze:

”Whilst persuing my own iniquitous business, all of a sudden, I got a question from some fellow surgeons – would I like to participate in their fiendish business? Somewhat intrigued I found out they were missing a member … and knew of my dexterity with needle and thread?

I wiped the blood off my forehead and pondered on the concept of joining a league of not so gentle musicians. I have a reputation to think of. Or … maybe my hideous past is best left forgotten.

After maybe 15 seconds of deliberating I came to the conclusion that this band of merry grinders was indeed a company I could find myself gleefully enjoying!

I hastily replied that I indeed found their suggestion enticing and here we are … let’s have a blast!”

Needless to say – the show will go on. We’ll see you out there again shortly. It is in your interest to be very, very prepared.


Okt 24 2014

District 19 booking agency

Alright morgue dwellers, contrary to popular belief (or just wishful thinking) we’re still around. Time to get back to work and here’s a great start for the upcoming year.

From today on our booking agency will be District 19. If you want to book us, get in touch here: info@district-19.com

We’re looking forward to getting out there pretty soon and dishing out the gore to the masses. See you soon!


Maj 29 2013

Dr Sillman, official malpracticioner

Dr Sillman, Nalen, Stockholm May 2013

Dr Sillman, Nalen, Stockholm May 2013

Being a quite absent-minded bunch, we haven’t really managed to go
public with the following announcement for whatever reason.
At any rate, since late 2012 Dr Sillman was offered the vacant shred
guitarist position on the derelict surgery team you all know and love.
For reasons beyond the rest of the band’s moral comprehension, he
accepted the offer and subsequently his well being is being put at
risk. Notwithstanding, he managed to conjure the following statement:

”After starting out as a live guitarist in the band I’m extremely
happy to announce that my all-time favorite surgeon crew has asked me
to join the band as a full time member. This is a blood drenched
nightmare that finally came true, and I love every second of it! I
can’t wait to record a new album and getting out on the road with the
finest surgeons known to mankind so we can spread the gospel of the
gore! This is going to be messy, but you’ll love it!”

Obviously reality hasn’t quite settled in yet, but it’s still early
days. On to further malpractice!


Maj 27 2013

Repulsion and Dr Carlsson

A belated special thanks goes out to Repulsion and the PaGG crew for an unforgettable night at Nalen on May 11.
Watch how some of it went down:


Maj 27 2013

Coming up – Fekal Party in August

Fekal Party, Prague, Aug 2013We’re headlining the Fekal Party in Prague, Czech Rep on August 31. Fest starts at 12 and we’re guessing we’re on pretty late.
Make sure you show up and have a few pilsners with your favorite surgeons!