First bit of news in 2020; unfortunately Dr Eriksson has to sit out most of our public autopsies this year. But fear not, the gore will go on with an old familiar foe taking the stage in Dr Eriksson’s stead.

After nearly 14 years of unsuccessfully evading public scrutiny amidst a myriad of lawsuits stemming from ethics violations and general malpractice concerns, Dr. Sykes has made the decision to come out of forced retirement to once again disgrace the stage for a string of US dates.

When approached for comment, Dr. Sykes only mumbled “It wasn’t my fault. I was very drunk” then refused any further questioning. He was last seen entering his attorney’s office in Atlanta, Georgia.